Crawler Summary

foaas-mcp answer-first brief

MCP server to expose FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) functionality to AI clients FOAAS MCP Server $1 $1 $1 ⚠️ **EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING** ⚠️ A secure, Docker-based $1 server exposing $1 (Fuck Off As A Service) operations. Perfect for adding humorous (and explicit) responses to development workflows. Demo See FOAAS MCP in action responding to GitHub issues with GitHub Copilot: **See it yourself**: $1 with sample issues and PRs, or $1. Features - 🐳 Docker-first (Debian 12, Node.js 20.19.5, non-ro Capability contract not published. No trust telemetry is available yet. 2 GitHub stars reported by the source. Last updated 2/25/2026.

Freshness

Last checked 2/25/2026

Best For

foaas-mcp is best for mcp, mcp-server, model-context-protocol workflows where MCP compatibility matters.

Not Ideal For

Contract metadata is missing or unavailable for deterministic execution.

Evidence Sources Checked

editorial-content, GITHUB MCP, runtime-metrics, public facts pack

Agent DossierGitHubSafety: 89/100

foaas-mcp

MCP server to expose FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) functionality to AI clients FOAAS MCP Server $1 $1 $1 ⚠️ **EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING** ⚠️ A secure, Docker-based $1 server exposing $1 (Fuck Off As A Service) operations. Perfect for adding humorous (and explicit) responses to development workflows. Demo See FOAAS MCP in action responding to GitHub issues with GitHub Copilot: **See it yourself**: $1 with sample issues and PRs, or $1. Features - 🐳 Docker-first (Debian 12, Node.js 20.19.5, non-ro

MCPself-declared

Public facts

5

Change events

1

Artifacts

0

Freshness

Feb 25, 2026

Verifiededitorial-contentNo verified compatibility signals2 GitHub stars

Capability contract not published. No trust telemetry is available yet. 2 GitHub stars reported by the source. Last updated 2/25/2026.

2 GitHub starsTrust evidence available

Trust score

Unknown

Compatibility

MCP

Freshness

Feb 25, 2026

Vendor

Gusztavvargadr

Artifacts

0

Benchmarks

0

Last release

0.1.0

Executive Summary

Key links, install path, and a quick operational read before the deeper crawl record.

Verifiededitorial-content

Summary

Capability contract not published. No trust telemetry is available yet. 2 GitHub stars reported by the source. Last updated 2/25/2026.

Setup snapshot

git clone https://github.com/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp.git
  1. 1

    Setup complexity is MEDIUM. Standard integration tests and API key provisioning are required before connecting this to production workloads.

  2. 2

    Final validation: Expose the agent to a mock request payload inside a sandbox and trace the network egress before allowing access to real customer data.

Evidence Ledger

Everything public we have scraped or crawled about this agent, grouped by evidence type with provenance.

Verifiededitorial-content
Vendor (1)

Vendor

Gusztavvargadr

profilemedium
Observed Feb 25, 2026Source linkProvenance
Compatibility (1)

Protocol compatibility

MCP

contractmedium
Observed Feb 25, 2026Source linkProvenance
Adoption (1)

Adoption signal

2 GitHub stars

profilemedium
Observed Feb 25, 2026Source linkProvenance
Security (1)

Handshake status

UNKNOWN

trustmedium
Observed unknownSource linkProvenance
Integration (1)

Crawlable docs

6 indexed pages on the official domain

search_documentmedium
Observed Apr 15, 2026Source linkProvenance

Release & Crawl Timeline

Merged public release, docs, artifact, benchmark, pricing, and trust refresh events.

Self-declaredagent-index

Artifacts Archive

Extracted files, examples, snippets, parameters, dependencies, permissions, and artifact metadata.

Self-declaredGITHUB MCP

Extracted files

0

Examples

6

Snippets

0

Languages

typescript

Executable Examples

bash

docker pull ghcr.io/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp:latest

json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "foaas": {
      "command": "docker",
      "args": ["run", "--rm", "-i", "ghcr.io/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp:latest"]
    }
  }
}

bash

git clone https://github.com/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp.git
cd foaas-mcp
npm run docker:build

text

"Respond to this bug report with no logs" → foaas_logs
"Acknowledge @contributor's excellent fix" → foaas_legend
"This feature request is unrealistic" → foaas_ridiculous
"Stop bikeshedding on variable names" → foaas_shutup

json

{
  "name": "foaas_legend",
  "arguments": {
    "to": "contributor",
    "from": "maintainer"
  }
}

json

{
  "name": "foaas_logs",
  "arguments": {
    "from": "support-bot"
  }
}

Docs & README

Full documentation captured from public sources, including the complete README when available.

Self-declaredGITHUB MCP

Docs source

GITHUB MCP

Editorial quality

ready

MCP server to expose FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) functionality to AI clients FOAAS MCP Server $1 $1 $1 ⚠️ **EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING** ⚠️ A secure, Docker-based $1 server exposing $1 (Fuck Off As A Service) operations. Perfect for adding humorous (and explicit) responses to development workflows. Demo See FOAAS MCP in action responding to GitHub issues with GitHub Copilot: **See it yourself**: $1 with sample issues and PRs, or $1. Features - 🐳 Docker-first (Debian 12, Node.js 20.19.5, non-ro

Full README

FOAAS MCP Server

Docker Build License: MIT Docker Image

⚠️ EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING ⚠️

A secure, Docker-based Model Context Protocol server exposing FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) operations. Perfect for adding humorous (and explicit) responses to development workflows.

Demo

See FOAAS MCP in action responding to GitHub issues with GitHub Copilot:

FOAAS MCP Demo

See it yourself: Demo repository with sample issues and PRs, or create your own demo repo.

Features

  • 🐳 Docker-first (Debian 12, Node.js 20.19.5, non-root)
  • 🔧 23 MCP tools covering common dev scenarios
  • � Scenario-based organization (bug reports, code reviews, PRs, etc.)
  • 🔒 stdio-only transport (no network exposure)

Quick Start

Using Pre-built Image

docker pull ghcr.io/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp:latest

VS Code Configuration (.vscode/mcp.json):

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "foaas": {
      "command": "docker",
      "args": ["run", "--rm", "-i", "ghcr.io/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp:latest"]
    }
  }
}

Building from Source

git clone https://github.com/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp.git
cd foaas-mcp
npm run docker:build

Restart MCP server in VS Code (GitHub Copilot status bar → Restart MCP Servers).

Available Tools (23 Total)

All tools provide direct 1:1 mapping to FOAAS operations with foaas_ prefix:

Appreciation & Praise (4): thanks, awesome, legend, dalton
Rejections & Dismissals (3): because, zero, bye
Direct Confrontations (4): off, gfy, chainsaw, keep
General Frustration (3): everyone, flying, asshole
Code Review & Quality (9): logs, rtfm, think, thinking, shutup, look, ridiculous, understand, cool

Usage Scenarios

Bug Reports & Debugging

"Works on my machine" / Runtime errors

  • foaas_logs - When the solution is clearly in the logs

"How do I use X?" / Questions already in docs

  • foaas_rtfm - When documentation exists but wasn't read

General confusion

  • foaas_zero - Express complete disinterest
  • foaas_everyone - Universal dismissal
  • foaas_flying - Maximum level of not caring

Code Reviews

Questionable code / Bad decisions

  • foaas_think - Question someone's thought process
  • foaas_thinking - Alternative phrasing for questioning decisions

Pointing out issues

  • foaas_look - Request someone examine something specific

Nitpicking / Endless debates

  • foaas_shutup - Stop bikeshedding and trivial arguments

Great contributions

  • foaas_legend - Genuine praise for someone
  • foaas_dalton - Call someone a problem-solving hero

Pull Requests & Issues

Spam / Duplicates

  • foaas_off - Classic dismissal
  • foaas_bye - End the conversation
  • foaas_thanks - Sarcastic gratitude

Absurd requests / Scope creep

  • foaas_ridiculous - For unrealistic requirements
  • foaas_chainsaw - Dramatic reaction to absurdity

Unclear requirements

  • foaas_understand - Express genuine confusion

Sarcastic approval

  • foaas_cool - Dismiss excuses with peak sarcasm
  • foaas_awesome - Enthusiastic (but maybe ironic) celebration

Team Communication

General frustration

  • foaas_everyone - Dismiss all parties
  • foaas_flying - Express not caring
  • foaas_asshole - General purpose frustration

Rejecting requests

  • foaas_because - Answer "why not?" emphatically
  • foaas_zero - Show complete disinterest

Direct confrontation

  • foaas_gfy - Military-style professional profanity
  • foaas_keep - Extended dismissal for persistent issues

Team praise

  • foaas_legend - Call someone a legend
  • foaas_dalton - Acknowledge problem-solving skills

Example Usage

GitHub Copilot Integration

Ask Copilot to use FOAAS MCP tools in natural language:

"Respond to this bug report with no logs" → foaas_logs
"Acknowledge @contributor's excellent fix" → foaas_legend
"This feature request is unrealistic" → foaas_ridiculous
"Stop bikeshedding on variable names" → foaas_shutup

Direct Tool Calls

All tools require a from parameter. Tools with a target require to:

{
  "name": "foaas_legend",
  "arguments": {
    "to": "contributor",
    "from": "maintainer"
  }
}
{
  "name": "foaas_logs",
  "arguments": {
    "from": "support-bot"
  }
}

Documentation

Image Tags

  • latest - Latest stable release
  • v1.0.0 - Semantic versions
  • sha-<commit> - Specific commits (testing)

Security

  • Process isolation via Docker
  • Non-root user (nodejs UID 1001)
  • Minimal Debian 12 Bookworm Slim base
  • stdio-only transport (no network)
  • Regular security updates

License

MIT License - See LICENSE file for details

Links

Contract & API

Machine endpoints, protocol fit, contract coverage, invocation examples, and guardrails for agent-to-agent use.

MissingGITHUB MCP

Contract coverage

Status

missing

Auth

None

Streaming

No

Data region

Unspecified

Protocol support

MCP: self-declared

Requires: none

Forbidden: none

Guardrails

Operational confidence: low

No positive guardrails captured.
Invocation examples
curl -s "https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/snapshot"
curl -s "https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/contract"
curl -s "https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/trust"

Reliability & Benchmarks

Trust and runtime signals, benchmark suites, failure patterns, and practical risk constraints.

Missingruntime-metrics

Trust signals

Handshake

UNKNOWN

Confidence

unknown

Attempts 30d

unknown

Fallback rate

unknown

Runtime metrics

Observed P50

unknown

Observed P95

unknown

Rate limit

unknown

Estimated cost

unknown

Do not use if

Contract metadata is missing or unavailable for deterministic execution.
No benchmark suites or observed failure patterns are available.

Media & Demo

Every public screenshot, visual asset, demo link, and owner-provided destination tied to this agent.

Missingno-media
No screenshots, media assets, or demo links are available.

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Machine Appendix

Contract JSON

{
  "contractStatus": "missing",
  "authModes": [],
  "requires": [],
  "forbidden": [],
  "supportsMcp": false,
  "supportsA2a": false,
  "supportsStreaming": false,
  "inputSchemaRef": null,
  "outputSchemaRef": null,
  "dataRegion": null,
  "contractUpdatedAt": null,
  "sourceUpdatedAt": null,
  "freshnessSeconds": null
}

Invocation Guide

{
  "preferredApi": {
    "snapshotUrl": "https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/snapshot",
    "contractUrl": "https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/contract",
    "trustUrl": "https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/trust"
  },
  "curlExamples": [
    "curl -s \"https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/snapshot\"",
    "curl -s \"https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/contract\"",
    "curl -s \"https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/trust\""
  ],
  "jsonRequestTemplate": {
    "query": "summarize this repo",
    "constraints": {
      "maxLatencyMs": 2000,
      "protocolPreference": [
        "MCP"
      ]
    }
  },
  "jsonResponseTemplate": {
    "ok": true,
    "result": {
      "summary": "...",
      "confidence": 0.9
    },
    "meta": {
      "source": "GITHUB_MCP",
      "generatedAt": "2026-10-09T22:01:11.116Z"
    }
  },
  "retryPolicy": {
    "maxAttempts": 3,
    "backoffMs": [
      500,
      1500,
      3500
    ],
    "retryableConditions": [
      "HTTP_429",
      "HTTP_503",
      "NETWORK_TIMEOUT"
    ]
  }
}

Trust JSON

{
  "status": "unavailable",
  "handshakeStatus": "UNKNOWN",
  "verificationFreshnessHours": null,
  "reputationScore": null,
  "p95LatencyMs": null,
  "successRate30d": null,
  "fallbackRate": null,
  "attempts30d": null,
  "trustUpdatedAt": null,
  "trustConfidence": "unknown",
  "sourceUpdatedAt": null,
  "freshnessSeconds": null
}

Capability Matrix

{
  "rows": [
    {
      "key": "MCP",
      "type": "protocol",
      "support": "unknown",
      "confidenceSource": "profile",
      "notes": "Listed on profile"
    },
    {
      "key": "mcp",
      "type": "capability",
      "support": "supported",
      "confidenceSource": "profile",
      "notes": "Declared in agent profile metadata"
    },
    {
      "key": "mcp-server",
      "type": "capability",
      "support": "supported",
      "confidenceSource": "profile",
      "notes": "Declared in agent profile metadata"
    },
    {
      "key": "model-context-protocol",
      "type": "capability",
      "support": "supported",
      "confidenceSource": "profile",
      "notes": "Declared in agent profile metadata"
    },
    {
      "key": "foaas",
      "type": "capability",
      "support": "supported",
      "confidenceSource": "profile",
      "notes": "Declared in agent profile metadata"
    },
    {
      "key": "github-copilot",
      "type": "capability",
      "support": "supported",
      "confidenceSource": "profile",
      "notes": "Declared in agent profile metadata"
    },
    {
      "key": "ai",
      "type": "capability",
      "support": "supported",
      "confidenceSource": "profile",
      "notes": "Declared in agent profile metadata"
    },
    {
      "key": "cli",
      "type": "capability",
      "support": "supported",
      "confidenceSource": "profile",
      "notes": "Declared in agent profile metadata"
    }
  ],
  "flattenedTokens": "protocol:MCP|unknown|profile capability:mcp|supported|profile capability:mcp-server|supported|profile capability:model-context-protocol|supported|profile capability:foaas|supported|profile capability:github-copilot|supported|profile capability:ai|supported|profile capability:cli|supported|profile"
}

Facts JSON

[
  {
    "factKey": "docs_crawl",
    "category": "integration",
    "label": "Crawlable docs",
    "value": "6 indexed pages on the official domain",
    "href": "https://github.com/login?return_to=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fopenclaw%2Fskills%2Ftree%2Fmain%2Fskills%2Fasleep123%2Fcaldav-calendar",
    "sourceUrl": "https://github.com/login?return_to=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fopenclaw%2Fskills%2Ftree%2Fmain%2Fskills%2Fasleep123%2Fcaldav-calendar",
    "sourceType": "search_document",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": "2026-04-15T05:03:46.393Z",
    "isPublic": true
  },
  {
    "factKey": "vendor",
    "category": "vendor",
    "label": "Vendor",
    "value": "Gusztavvargadr",
    "href": "https://github.com/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp#readme",
    "sourceUrl": "https://github.com/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp#readme",
    "sourceType": "profile",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": "2026-02-25T03:06:12.412Z",
    "isPublic": true
  },
  {
    "factKey": "protocols",
    "category": "compatibility",
    "label": "Protocol compatibility",
    "value": "MCP",
    "href": "https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/contract",
    "sourceUrl": "https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/contract",
    "sourceType": "contract",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": "2026-02-25T03:06:12.412Z",
    "isPublic": true
  },
  {
    "factKey": "traction",
    "category": "adoption",
    "label": "Adoption signal",
    "value": "2 GitHub stars",
    "href": "https://github.com/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp",
    "sourceUrl": "https://github.com/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp",
    "sourceType": "profile",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": "2026-02-25T03:06:12.412Z",
    "isPublic": true
  },
  {
    "factKey": "handshake_status",
    "category": "security",
    "label": "Handshake status",
    "value": "UNKNOWN",
    "href": "https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/trust",
    "sourceUrl": "https://www.xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/mcp-gusztavvargadr-foaas-mcp/trust",
    "sourceType": "trust",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": null,
    "isPublic": true
  }
]

Change Events JSON

[
  {
    "eventType": "docs_update",
    "title": "Docs refreshed: Sign in to GitHub · GitHub",
    "description": "Fresh crawlable documentation was indexed for the official domain.",
    "href": "https://github.com/login?return_to=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fopenclaw%2Fskills%2Ftree%2Fmain%2Fskills%2Fasleep123%2Fcaldav-calendar",
    "sourceUrl": "https://github.com/login?return_to=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fopenclaw%2Fskills%2Ftree%2Fmain%2Fskills%2Fasleep123%2Fcaldav-calendar",
    "sourceType": "search_document",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": "2026-04-15T05:03:46.393Z",
    "isPublic": true
  }
]

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